…hey, i’m back, was in the sun then back to boston, had to fly with a sinus thing and my ear actually blew up when i got home (very nasty shit, blood and deafness, like a black sabbath concert)…and then i remembered that i hadn’t written anything on this site in like a month or something, got a few posts coming…

…so with all the hoopla running around each and every change that elgoog makes - from changing text on one site to a new button or font on another site, i felt it was only appropriate to circulate my own rumor:

rumor: in 2008, elgoog may possibly add an apostrophe to one or more help documents in support of their online applications. i have heard this from a very reliable source, same dude who tipped me off about how bosworth was demoted last spring and how steve jobs shines eric schmidt’s shoes now (supposedly schmidt has jobs in a headlock at a party last month and he’s like, “say ‘i’m a newton, say i’m a shitty newton” and jobs reached around schmidt’s whale belt and in between his doughy lower back and his dockers and pulled his tighty-whities up a few inches and then they both laughed and drank vitamin water while talking about what an incredibly fucked up company yahoo has become)

another rumor: elgoog is going to acquire a mobile carrier though it may be a glorified branded mno (think espn phone, but with elgoog shit on it) - my guess is tmobile usa operations (wrote about this a long time ago so dig it up if you’re interested), not the beleaguered sprint…

another rumor: barry and sergio will announce succession plans this year. the big ‘03-and-earlier vesting cycle is in full swing, and everybody interesting and smart from around that time is moving along…or rather, they need to create multiple new pyramids to retain about 8-12 very specific people…investors will absolutely demand this.

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