mostly research stuff
…hey, i’m back, was in the sun then back to boston, had to fly with a sinus thing and my ear actually blew up when i got home (very nasty shit, blood and deafness, like a black sabbath concert)…and then i remembered that i hadn’t written anything on this site in like a month or something, got a few posts coming…
…so with all the hoopla running around each and every change that elgoog makes - from changing text on one site to a new button or font on another site, i felt it was only appropriate to circulate my own rumor:
rumor: in 2008, elgoog may possibly add an apostrophe to one or more help documents in support of their online applications. i have heard this from a very reliable source, same dude who tipped me off about how bosworth was demoted last spring and how steve jobs shines eric schmidt’s shoes now (supposedly schmidt has jobs in a headlock at a party last month and he’s like, “say ‘i’m a newton, say i’m a shitty newton” and jobs reached around schmidt’s whale belt and in between his doughy lower back and his dockers and pulled his tighty-whities up a few inches and then they both laughed and drank vitamin water while talking about what an incredibly fucked up company yahoo has become)
another rumor: elgoog is going to acquire a mobile carrier though it may be a glorified branded mno (think espn phone, but with elgoog shit on it) - my guess is tmobile usa operations (wrote about this a long time ago so dig it up if you’re interested), not the beleaguered sprint…
another rumor: barry and sergio will announce succession plans this year. the big ‘03-and-earlier vesting cycle is in full swing, and everybody interesting and smart from around that time is moving along…or rather, they need to create multiple new pyramids to retain about 8-12 very specific people…investors will absolutely demand this.
this blog is mostly safe for work, though i sometimes throw around a 'fuck' or two. you'll find a bunch of my articles from CI Magazine, SCIP online, other research pieces and some other crap. enjoy. there's lost of content here related to getting information about, around, from and through people and organizations...
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