the fun loving folks over at new scientist have always run some very entertaining material in their ‘last page‘ colums…recently, they did a round up of some of the most stupid warning labels - which i now feel compelled to share with you because they’ve got almost zero to do with anything..what really frightens me is the manufacturer’s thought process (read: exactly what is their lowest common demoninator when punching out their crisp copy warnings?)….winnners of a recent competition for “wackiest warning label of the year” include:

1st prize:
Do not use for personal hygiene - on a toilet brush

2nd prize:
This product moves when used - from a childs scooter

Previous winners:
Remove child before folding - on a baby stroller
Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally - on a digital thermometer
Harmful if swallowed - on a 3-pronged brass fishing lure
Do not use as a ladder - on a 30cm tall CD rack
Never iron clothes while they are being worn - on a household iron
Do not eat toner - on a laser printer cartridge

Some similar nonsense, if you like that kind of thing: