more blather about the elGoog ipo? why not…i could hardly restrain myself this month when i learned that elGoog founders barry and sergio were in playboy…”rather fitting,” i commented aloud to myself as i often do when reviewing worthless data, since most people use elGoog to search for porn and since these two geeks spent most of junior high (and college) locked in the bathroom with playboy, running water, screaming, “i’ll be downstairs in a minute mom! don’t come in! don’t come in!“….so yeah, the sec pettifoggers took this opportunity to stir things up, which gave common hard working men and women time to really dig into their sec filings…(hey, isn’t that kind of strange that yahoo now owns 8.2 million shares between original holdings and their recent settlement? that fact disturbs me…almost as much as home depot permitting playboy to run a ‘women of home depot‘ feature)

…supposedly, in their mind numbing latitudinarian essay - originally called, “about our stock offering: pagare tutti, pagare menno” - which means, “everyone pays less, but everyone pays” - the two had written all about modeling the company after the mafia, and discussed how in palermo, almost all of the shopkeepers cough up some kind of protection money (the pizzo) …just like how everybody puts up ad bucks to stay on their site and remain relevant to internet users who are strong-armed into using google by every major portal and content site in the world…or as applied to their ipo, ‘pagare tutti, pagare menno’ explains how everybody gets their stock for less, less than 200 dollars per share that is…but that all got edited out…so now i offer you this brilliant analyst advice: save your money for comic books and candy…

oh, and according to the silicon valley rumor mill, these two wanted to do some kind of ‘make a sandwich out of janet jackson’ thing for their shoot, but that got axed because janet was “spooked out by one of the guy’s fucked up eyebrows” (according to her agent)…after which they belted out a version of “sorry miss jackson…(but you don’t get no shares)”…and what the shit? elGoog founders in playboy? couldn’t heffner get pattie maes - goddess of agent technology - to do a shoot?…then i’d buy that rag…for the articles, duh.

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